what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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A man... walks.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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an athiest walks into a church

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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