- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Wanker

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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