- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

women's rights.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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