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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What do you call a black man? A person

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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