Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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