What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

giddy goat

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Rebecca Black

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

how did the man die he didnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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