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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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