- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

what does a granny look best in? 1950

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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