- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

why was the boy sad? because.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

THE END.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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