- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

I Have a Black Friend

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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