- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has genitial warts? me

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Where's my baby??

Lets Go Lakers!

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Winter

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

elen degeneres is straight....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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