A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Where is my tractor?

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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