Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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