A man walks into a bar Ouch

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Nickleback.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

THE END.

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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