- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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