I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Penis

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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