- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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