- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

NEVER

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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