- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What is more worse than death? Death

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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