- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

YOU

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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