- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Anti-jokes are funny.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

One below was by me: Walter H

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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