- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

One below was by me: Walter H

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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