Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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