A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

WEED!

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Potassium? K.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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