- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

Whats white and all over my room? paint

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

Where is my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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