Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Are you a tree? No.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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