Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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The Olympics

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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