What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Women's Rights.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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