- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Miley Cyrus.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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