What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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ass.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Butt poop.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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NEVER

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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anti jokes are for fags

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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