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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

what is a bracket? a bracket