- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Whats worse than a joke? This

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

You just read this ..

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.