what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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out of your comfort zone

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Christianity

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Scott Gomez

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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