Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

kaite is dumb that is true

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

The guy above me has a very nice joke

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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