What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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He walked in a bar

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weston cage

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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