- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Snooki

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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