Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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hi

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Hi

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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