Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

shut up iggy

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Neither have I

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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