What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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