What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Black People.

Where do you live? In a house

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

try slamming a revolving door

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

My name is Harry.

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