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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

one day i went to bed

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Donald Trump.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

one day i went to bed

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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