Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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