Woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

bees knees

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What did the car do? CRASH!

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

say cheese

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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