- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

How many people live in China? At least ten.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Which is longer? A rope...

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Your momma so fat, she's fat

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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