What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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women's rights

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Scott Gomez

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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