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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

my gave me a game i said thank you

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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