What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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homework

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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