- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Cripples are lame.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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