- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

A black person walks out of KFC

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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