What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What did the man without a tongue say...

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

im a dragon, no im not

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Knock knock. Racism.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

The Barackness Monster

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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